Blog Introduction

Welcome to our (man friday and Plumber's) blog! Before you start reading the real and refreshingly un-creative stuff that’s going to be posted on this blog, allow me to clarify a few points:

• Most of the write-ups on this blog are intended to be/will be satirical/ humorous/funny etc. Don’t take them too literally and too seriously. Not that we would be bothered much even if you do. Just that nerdy wonks will find it excruciatingly difficult, if not impossible, to understand and appreciate the write-ups here. So it makes sense to specify: “Don’t take our articles too literally!” Read the points below to truly understand this statement.

• You might not find all the posts funny, and understandably so. If you consistently find posts on this blog ‘not-funny’, it’s probably a case of you being a moron who’s grown up watching those lousy, slapstick Govinda movies other than ‘Dulhe Raja’. So it will take some time and practice before you start appreciating the humor on this blog. Try reading for a month or so, if you still don’t find them funny, then, well, we strongly suggest that you stick to watching Sarabhai & Sarabhai, and avoid wasting your time here.

• At times you might find our write-ups politically-incorrect, harsh and hurtful of your sentiments. So if you’re one of those politically-correct creeps, just be extra cautious of what you’re reading. We will continue to write politically-incorrect material, and regularly invite your wrath.

• There are 2 writers on this blog. Views expressed by one should not, by itself, be considered the views of the other; unless it’s vice-versa.

• Please do make it a point to post comments, particularly when you strongly like/dislike the write-ups. We assure you of complete Hypocrisy while dealing with stupid, ignorant, irrelevant comments, till our blog gets 600 hits everyday. So till that happens, feel at home, fellas!

• Resemblance of the names, if any, in any of our write-ups with the names of celebrities, sportsmen, philosophers, painters, politicians, actors, journalists, newspapers, magazines, journals, criminals, lawyers, judges, astrologers and bloggers will be purely co-incidental. Resemblance of the names with any other entity will be deliberate and malicious, so created as to get ourselves sued in the law courts where regardless of which way the judgment goes, the plaintiff always loses. Haha!
  

• We are completely fine with plagiarizing. Most of the write-ups would just be a re-hash of what the great 16^th century writers have written. We encourage people to plagiarize our write-ups and pass it off as their own in 26^th century and thereafter.

Before I conclude, it is 15^th August…time to say: 'Happy Independence Day' folks!!!